Why, hello there! Every year around this time, I like to reflect on the last 10 games I played and write haiku based on my experiences. What can I say? It’s just something I do. Lucky for you, I also post my works so you, the reading public, can appreciate my efforts.

If you like this kind of stuff, you’re clearly Very Smart and you can find more of my work hereherehereherehereherehere, and here. As always, you’re welcome. Can we still say “Happy new year” now?

Mystery heroes:
It’s all I play anymore.
Doomfist again? Crap.

Just Cause 4
Started the download.
This is taking a long time.
Thanks, Xfinity!

Earth Defense Force 5
They really did it!
A fun game with spiders, man!
The best podcast game

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Playing with my kids
The list of banned fighters grows
Like Villager’s tree

Red Dead Redemption II
Cinematic mode
Makes the journey bearable
Horse, are we there yet?

Tetris Effect
The other effect?
When you watch someone else play
They’re doing it wrong

Oh, they have planes now?
What an innovative way
To lose games faster

Hitman 2 Review Screens

Hitman 2
Check out this cool joke:
“Why can’t anyone notice
The barcode tat—” UGH…

Forza Horizon 4
Crash through fence, “AWESOME!”
Everything I do is “COOL!”
Is this the bad place?

Kind of like Batman,
But with a boring New York.
This is amazing?

Fine, Here Are Some More Gaming Haikus